Wimpy Kid.

Eliot- I got the Diary of a Wimpy Kid book from the library (hands it to me, it's all taped together)

Me- The same one Talon got at the library?

Eliot- Yep

Talon- It's really good Eliot. There aren't many books where some kid goes to church and says "peace be with Holly Elizabeth Hills" to the girl they like in middle school and then calls her and says, "Hi Holly, this is Greg Heffley, you might remember me from a very special Peace be with you." That's funny.

Talon-- Daddy, What's a wimp?

Me- Um. Kind of like a weakling. I mean, a wussy.

Talon- What's a wussy? It it kind of like a Dummy?

Me-- No not really. It's someone that loses in a fight.

Talon- You mean they would just get swung around the room?

Me.-- Well, no. I mean, a wimp probably wouldn't want to fight in the first place.

Lucas-- Diarrhea WimpyKid!

Eliot- So if you don't want to fight you're a wimp?

Me- No, actually you're tough if you don't want to fight. A Wimp, I think, is just someone who doesn't want to try hard at anything.

Eliot and Talon- Oh, OK

Lucas- WimpyKid! Diarrhea WimpyKid!